Stupid Drow and a Baby Dragon!

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Margie finally wake up and makes breakfast. Scootch looking more green fuzzy. Quint eager to move on. Gotta be more treasure soon.

Find a big room with glowy moss on walls. Two big pillars and a giant sleepy spider. Ghostface gets all loud and chargy, so it wake up and bite him. One pillar come alive and grab everybody with tentacles. Skeeter stab giant spider real hard and he esplodes. Skeeter do it again and spider esplodes to death. Skeeter don’t like ouchie spider. Tentacles get smashed up finally, too. Other pillar have shinies inside. Yay, treasure! I take blue shiney and a ring.

Next room have little rolling goblin heads with big tongues. They very bouncy and burny. Margie gets swallowed up by one. Another swallows her kid Sheckle. We squash and slice ’em up and get friends back. But Margie’s sleeping again. Quint won’t stop, so we tie her to Bitey-spider and keep goin. Scootch say Bitey-creator made these, too. Stupid drow.

Lots more empty rooms. Find one not so empty. Big red, dead dragon in it. Dead dragon charge noisy Quint and Ghostface. Scootch says somethin wrong with it. We kill it deader anyway. Skeeter wants teeth-daggers, but there’s roaring inside dragon. Skeeter crawl in and find baby dragon tied up all poppet like. Skeeter cut baby dragon out. Skeeter have baby dragon now! Ghostface curse it. Skeeter stab Ghostface. Ghostface curse Skeeter. Skeeter and baby dragon leave Ghostface alone. Yay, baby dragon! Uh-oh, baby dragon start coughing. Careful of sparks! Skeeter put baby dragon in big pouch with blankets to keep safe. What to name baby dragon? Dead dragon have no treasure, but dead dragon is treasure. Scootch say dead dragon made by same stupid drow.

We go on. Find another room. This have big golden throne with shinies. Throne have big black sword lean on it and black visor floating above it. Quint don’t care, run straight for shinies. Cloth on walls, and armor and weapons cover floor. Everything in room stands up, except wall-cloths. So many ghosties. So much screaming! Scootch save us all by making invisible wall to stop half of them, three times. Skeeter not like ghosties, gotta keep baby dragon safe, but we manage  smash them all down.

Everyone half-dead after. More of tribe is coughing, but Skeeter feel better now. Gotta take care of baby dragon, no want green dragon, red is better. Yay, baby Dragon! I call him Burny. Bedtime now.

Traps, Mummies and Kitties, oh My!

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Quint keeps sayin there’s treasure, so we go on. Big long hallway, full of traps. Skeeter stop crossbow trap, pit trap (after Scootch fall in, but he fall slow, so save him quick), crossbow trap, pit trap, crossbow trap… oops! That one not so good, but nobody get hurt. Marta tired of traps and make stone walls all down the rest of hall to big door with skull on.

Skull door not open, but big firey bugs get mad anyway and try to sting us whole bunch. Skeeter and Quint back down hall til Margie and Scootch take care of ’em. Marta gets rid of ends of walls, and Skeeter find a secret door, but it locked tight, so smash it in.

Skeeter find two more hid doors, Quint go North. We find dead guy that pillar pointed at yesterday. Quint shout at him: “Hey Dead Guy, what’s your deal? What’s the treasure situation?”  Dead guy says: “You want what is mine, come and see if you can take it.” Quint shout back at tribe: “He has treasure! He just admitted it!” We attack dead guy.

Dead guy gets scared and runs back through hid door to other hid door to hide behind bunch of skellies. But we smash them all up good. Marta don’t feel so good after, but they have so much treasure! Skeeter gets pretty new armor and cloak, makes faster and sneakier on the walls.

Next we find basket full of kittens. No one wants to cuddle Scootch, so he cuddles kitties. Ghostface doesn’t like kitties, curses at them and they all scream so loud. Shut ’em up, Scootch! But he can’t and they explode. Mama kitty comes roaring down the hallway. She’s so cold! But we smash her, too. Margie falls down though and won’t get up. Guess she finally tired. We drag her to a room and take a nap.

Bones, Ghosts and Rotting Ogres

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Scootch digs through Fishface’s ashes and takes out the bone candy he ate. Guess Scootch hungry. Poor Fishface, shouldn’ta killed his froggie.

Big rock guy blocking stairs. Wants us answer riddles. Scootch keeps getting the first one wrong, but make build wall to stop boulders rock guy throws at us til he gets right. Marta gets second one. Third one hard, too, but Skeeter guess right. Silly hall full of candles. Rock guy lets us through and we go down.

Find room with crunchy red glowy floor. Walls covered in rags and big pillar in center, Scootch says it got a dead guy in it, maybe under it. He got dead from disease or something. Big rock in front of it, so Margie has little rockman pick it up to look for dead guy’s treasure. Big mean ghosts come up instead. Including Fishface – but he not try kill us, he try kill bad ghosts. Rags on walls try to kill us too. Marta try to make friends, but we cut to ribbons instead. Turns out rock hide dead whole things with weapons and armor for taking.

Way out is bone closet. Quint and Skeeter get stuck in and bones attack. Skeeter go forward, Quint go back. Lots of noise and shouting until Ghostyface shatters bones and finds shiny stones.

Next room full of dead ogres, but they not stay dead til we beat ’em up again. Dead ogres already lost all their treasure though. Makes Quint sad and everyone else sleepy. Scootch starts gettin’ green and fuzzy, Skeeter cuddles him up to sleep.

Dead Things, Bones and Death

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Done breathing, tell Quint about the painted whole things. Quint says they have treasure and charges round the corner with Fishface. Hey, they dead whole things, and boy they Scream so loud. Dead things keep knocking Fishface down, but Marta yells at him to get back up, so he does. They finally stop screaming and Scootch and Margie divide up pile of alchy stuff. I finds a shiny new sickle for Skeeter. Fishface says dead things taste stale.

Round and round we go. Find a locked door. Treasure, Quint says, is behind locked doors. Margie’s rockman breaks down the door and gets acid all over him. Fishface kills his froggie cuz the hallway smelled funny, I guess. Smelly half thing covered in moss in here. Everyone thinks it’s oh so funny, but he dies fast. Fishface, Scootch and Skeeter don’t feel good, but Fishface won’t cuddle. Stupid cough.

Next we find throne room with dancing bones and watching skull. Fishface knocks skull down, Quint puts it back. Marta finds a bag of gold and a magic stick. Fishface knocks the bones aside and sits down. He wants pretend to be king. Margie feeds the skull to her dead spider-wolf. Scootch dis-spells bones and we leave.

Hall full of bright floating candles. Quint take one. Skeeter blow them out. Stupid bright light. Find a slimy trail on the wall. Pick up Scootch, Fishface freaks out. Scootch says they Carrying Crawlers. Cuddle Scootch then put him back down. Scootch dis-spells candles, and they all fall down.

We find hall full of big bugs – Scootches Carrying Crawlers, but they not carrying anything. Bigs nasty things with acid breath. Bugs kill Fishface! Oh no, Fishface!! Skeeter smash them good and dead with Big Sword. Margie burn ’em all up, and Fishface, too. Poor Fishface.

Day Two

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Killing poppets and bloody hands hard work, so we take nap under big statue.

Wake up next day and find secret door. Is trap. Skeeter set it off and Scootch fall, but he float. Fishface pull him back up.  Skeeter fix trap, and we go through. Find more and more secret doors, but no more traps. Running round in circles, rooms gone.

Bats fly out of dark room. There’s glowy red light. Glowy light says: Find ye a nice day without. Whatever that means. Throw things at light, but nothing happen. Sneak a look around the corner. Hey guys, there’s lizard men over here.

We fight lots and lots of little lizard men. Skeeter cut heads  right off. Marge’s kids burn down piles of garbage all around lizards. Lizards bows shoot snakes. We take all snakey bows and food.

Next room all black and white squares. Fishface no care. Fishface get zapped by lightening. Now he care. Scootch and Quint talk about chess thing. Scootch decides black is safe. We cross on black, but Fishface and Scootch fight about last square. Fishface lowers Quint through last square. Quint get attacked by box. Skeeter save Quint from scary box with big smashing. Box hold nothing. Leave stupid box and square room.

Then find table with black box on it. Fishface chops open box and table sinks. He find bone candy inside. Scootch very angry at Fishface, must want candy, too.

Big bright light ahead. Fishface insist go in. Well in middle, he spit rope into well, it fly up and fall to floor. He jump in, fly up and fall to floor. Marta and Skeeter want go back, Quint says no, go forward.

Big monster fly up out of well. Skeeter keep running into dark hall. Everyone else fight, so Skeeter stop when see painted whole things wait at next corner. Shoots new snakey bow back at crazy-headed monster thing til it dead. Matron Marge says good meat and cuts it all up. Skeeter tells Quint about black and white painted whole things waiting at corner, but we tired, so sit and rest a moment.